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My Scale for Rating Rum Keep in mind as you read my reviews and ratings that I'm giving you my opinions from a unique perspective. So here's that view of rum that impacts my ratings.

1. I really, really don't like spiced or flavored rum.

2. I've discovered a preference for aging that transcends price.

3. Too much alcohol or too much of a burn straight up hides the quality of rum.

4. I'm surprisingly unswayed by others' opinions of rums, but I am driven to try rums about which others rave.

5. I gave up trying and rating cheaper rums with the exception of some novelty rums.

6. A typical tasting is both straight up and with Diet Coke.

7. I'm not much of a drinker. I don't have more than two drinks in an evening. So I really savor my rum and Diet Cokes.

My Rating Scale 1 to 10, Worst to Best No quibbling over decimal points; although, I have gone back and changed ratings--and reserve the authority to do so again.

The lowest three ratings are just rather poor rums that I don't like.
1 = Pour it out. 2 = Rub it on. 3 = Give it away.

The next three ratings mix with my Diet Coke, and I can be polite about them in company.
4 = Mix it very well. 5 = Mix it. 6 = Accept the gift, but don't regift.

The 7's are a conundrum. They knocked on the door, but the knock on them is typically too much alcohol bite.
7 = Don't turn it down.

These are the rums I hope to get when dining out or in a bar.
8 = Put it on the Top Shelf. 9 = Write it at the Top of the List.


These rums are so far above the others that everyone who tastes them instantly realizes they are special.
10 = Mark it as the Ultimate Rum.

Value Ratings The value ratings are calculated by squaring a rum's rating and dividing by the price for a 750 ml bottle. The very expensive ones don't compete on value. The really bad ones can't overcome their 1 or 2 ratings. This helps find the 8's and 9s that deliver the best taste for the money.

Saturday, April 14, 2012


Rum Recommendations

Best Rum for a Neighborhood Party
The occasion is having friends over for a party.  You want to have the appropriate rum for the occasion.  These are your neighbors, friends, maybe an office colleague—people whom you want to entertain with rum they will enjoy throughout the evening.  Your budget is modest (meaning you aren't going to set out the $140 bottle of Ron Abuelo Centuria for them to drain at midnight), so this is when the Rum Meter is your best friend.

·       For Mixing: The 3 best values are clearly Ron Bacardi 8 Anos, Ron Barcelo Gran Anejo, and for raising eyebrows and glasses—Pecan Street Rum.  These will cost just under $20 for a 750 ml bottle.

·       For Straight Up: The two best values are Mocambo and Ron Zacapa 23 Anos.  You’ll be spending around $40 for 750 ml, but the upgrade is noticeable. Really? Your friends are drinking rum straight up at a neighborhood party?  Are you having to watch slides of their vacation to Puerto Rico?  

Best Rum to Impress Your Business Clients
The occasion is entertaining your business clients in an atmosphere where you want them to go away saying, “Wow, they really know their rum!”  There are two levels to this challenge.


Corporate Level: El Dorado 21, Ron Zacapa 23 Anos, and Flor de Cana Aged 18 Years will impress anyone.  These are great for mixing or straight up.  The clients will not recognize these from their favorite restaurant bars. 

Premiere Level: Ron Abuelo Centuria, Pyrat Cask 1623*, and El Dorado 25 are all tough to find, but well worth the search.  These cost $140, $240, and $340 respectively, so be sure the clients are worthy.  *Note: I haven’t rated 1623 yet on this blog.

Best Rum for a Mojito
A white rum is traditional.  There are two that rate highly.  10 Cane is my all-time favorite (8, $30), but Oronoco has come along with the same rating (8, $35).  With all the lime, sugar, mint, and club soda that go into the mojito, the rum can get lost.  So there are two philosophies.  One is to go for one of these quality rums to stand up to the other ingredients.  The other is to just settle for a light Bacardi and try not to go home with the mint leaves stuck between your teeth. 

Best Rum for a Cuba Libre
Raise the canopy mid-afternoon at marker 102 on the beach at Port Aransas.  Pull the Turvis Tumbler out of the Igloo.  There should be about 2/3 ice and Caffeine-Free Diet Coke up to about three inches of the top.  Take out the 750 ml bottle of Ron Bacardi 8 Anos purchased from Island Liquors on Cut-Off Road and fill the tumbler up another two inches.  Squeeze in half a keylime from the IGA Grocery.  Snap on the lid.  Unwrap the orange and white What-a-Burger straw you saved from the stop in Cuero on the way down and slide it down into the lid.  Slip the tumbler into the black handle and give it a couple of easy shakes.  Drop yourself into a chaise lounge chair pointed toward the surf.  Sip.  

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