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My Scale for Rating Rum Keep in mind as you read my reviews and ratings that I'm giving you my opinions from a unique perspective. So here's that view of rum that impacts my ratings.

1. I really, really don't like spiced or flavored rum.

2. I've discovered a preference for aging that transcends price.

3. Too much alcohol or too much of a burn straight up hides the quality of rum.

4. I'm surprisingly unswayed by others' opinions of rums, but I am driven to try rums about which others rave.

5. I gave up trying and rating cheaper rums with the exception of some novelty rums.

6. A typical tasting is both straight up and with Diet Coke.

7. I'm not much of a drinker. I don't have more than two drinks in an evening. So I really savor my rum and Diet Cokes.

My Rating Scale 1 to 10, Worst to Best No quibbling over decimal points; although, I have gone back and changed ratings--and reserve the authority to do so again.

The lowest three ratings are just rather poor rums that I don't like.
1 = Pour it out. 2 = Rub it on. 3 = Give it away.

The next three ratings mix with my Diet Coke, and I can be polite about them in company.
4 = Mix it very well. 5 = Mix it. 6 = Accept the gift, but don't regift.

The 7's are a conundrum. They knocked on the door, but the knock on them is typically too much alcohol bite.
7 = Don't turn it down.

These are the rums I hope to get when dining out or in a bar.
8 = Put it on the Top Shelf. 9 = Write it at the Top of the List.


These rums are so far above the others that everyone who tastes them instantly realizes they are special.
10 = Mark it as the Ultimate Rum.

Value Ratings The value ratings are calculated by squaring a rum's rating and dividing by the price for a 750 ml bottle. The very expensive ones don't compete on value. The really bad ones can't overcome their 1 or 2 ratings. This helps find the 8's and 9s that deliver the best taste for the money.

Monday, May 28, 2012


Is aging really a reality for a real rum drinker?

Yes.  Oops, I just gave away the conclusion of this whole blog entry.  Please read on anyway.

What we need to test out the question of just how important aging is for a rum drinker is a rum that is available in a variety of aging choices.  Thank you, El Dorado.  As all the loyal followers of this blog are fully familiar, 

El Dorado is available in these ages and rated by me as follows:
  • ·         Aged 12 years (Rated 7),
  • ·         Aged 15 years (Rated 8),
  • ·         Aged 21 years (Rated 9), and
  • ·         Aged 25 years (Rated 10). 

Now one might think these ratings to be suspect considering how neatly spaced they are—7, 8, 9, 10.  Oh, but you must give me credit beyond just lining up these excellent rums in order of their labels.  In fact, I didn’t even purchase them in that order, or taste them in that order, or rate them in that order.  I’ve even set them out in front of friends for tastings and had them correctly identify their aging. 

The most definitive statement about aging is the difference between El Dorado 25 and any other rum I and all my friends have tasted.  Each of us has immediately declared the amazing smoothness of El Dorado 25 compared to other rums and the other El Dorados. 
Of course, we can’t afford to drink “El 25” casually.  So El Dorado 21 is the default, and quite frankly, is a fantastic choice. 

My conclusion is simply, when selecting your rum, pay attention to the number of years it has been aged.  The aging definitely makes a difference.  

Saturday, May 19, 2012


The Spirit of Texas—The Best and Worst

How can the best and worst of Texas rum come from the same little company in Pflugerville in central Texas?  The followers of this blog already know that Pecan Street Rum (Rating 8) is one of the highest value rums.  However, its sister rum from the same company, Spirit of Texas Rum (Rating 1), a white rum, hardly passes as rum. 

Pecan Street Rum is one of my favorites with its slight hint of pecans.  However, Spirit of Texas Rum has universally drawn the most puckery, frownery grimices from the poor souls I’ve offered tastes. 

I bought a bottle from the local liquor store simply because it’s from Texas, only to be warned by the clerk that a bottle had actually been returned by another customer.  Wow, that was sobering.  Sobering is the last thing one wants from a bottle of rum!  After his taste of this brew, a colleague of mine even asked me if I might have gotten that returned bottle.

Oh well, let’s declare that the Pfugerville folks have credit in store for Pecan Street Rum.  Then let’s ask for in-store credit for Spirit of Texas Rum.  

Rum: The Spirit of TexasPflugerville, Texas
Rating: 1     Proof: 80

I bought this because I intend to try every Texas rum.  Ouch.  A business colleague, a new hire at my company, was over at the house tasting my rum collection.  He was skeptical that any rum could be as bad as I described this one.  So as he drank, he was trying to be open-minded and reserve judgement.  Then the harsh reality set in, and the most gruesome expression revealed the opinion that the words could not escape his lips to verbalize.  


I must remind folks that Pecan Street Rum, one of my favorites, comes from this same company.  


Value Rating: .05  Extremely Low     
This would not be of value if received as a gift.   



Typical Price:  $20/750 ml

Sunday, May 6, 2012


Most Inappropriate Rum Drink

The Most Ridiculous Commercialization of “The Rum Diary” Imaginable


The real men in The Rum Diary movie drink their rum straight up or on the rocks—even out of the bottle.  Never, ever mixed in a fruity punch bowl using a spiced rum.  So how in the world do the makers of Sailor Jerry Rum try to commercialize on the movie with a specialty drink they call Hunter’s Punch named after The Rum Diary’s author? 


Sailor Jerry Ltd. produces a 92 proof spiced rum featuring a hula girl on the label. As the bottle is emptied, additional pin-up girls designed by Sailor Jerry himself are visible on the inner side of the label. The rum is distilled in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Being spiced and over 80 proof give Sailor Jerry’s rum two strikes in my ratings.  Frou-frou drinks with pom juice, lemon, and champagne were far from the minds of Paul Kemp and his newspaper buddies. 


If Sailor Jerry had wanted to honor Hunter and the men of The Rum Diary, he would have created the Paul Bearer Rum Shot.  Simply—a double shot of rum on the rocks. 


Here's the recipe Sailor Jerry published for their honorary drink. 
Hunter’s Punch
1.5 part Sailor Jerry Rum
2 part pom juice
.5 part lemon
.5 part champagne
Bottom of punch bowl add pom juice and lemon juice. Stir slowly with ice. Add rum and stir some more. Slowly add champagne while stirring. Keep punch cool with minimal ice. Serve chilled in desired glass.